Now entering Jack's Office

[heroantagonist]

[It's a long ride up in the elevator. The floors passing you by start to merge together into a jumbled blur, leaving the whole experience altogether surreal and boring.

Eventually though, it ends. Finally, you're deposited in a yellow hallway, rows upon rows of computers on business desks encased in large glass windows. A disc-shaped cleaning bot handles the long stretch of hallway you march down, rumbling incessantly as it passes. More potted plants. More Hyperion logos, getting worse by the second-

And then you enter Jack's office.

The man (the myth, the legend) himself is probably behind his desk. So why don't you drop in and say hi? Just be mindful of the rules...]

Comments

[gwenchman]

People who visit the salad bar need to seriously think about their life choices. It just fills you up before you actually eat stuff! With vegetables! It's even worse than eating all the bread at a restaurant before they bring you the food.

... except for Olive Garden. The breadsticks are half the experience.

[heroantagonist]

Exactly, the bread can be the best part, but I don’t want to fill up on an appetizer before I hit the main course, no matter how good it is.

[…]

Aaaand now I want breadsticks. Fantastic.

[gwenchman]

You can get all of us and all of this stuff but you can’t get some breadsticks? Get some breadsticks, man. Live your dream.

[heroantagonist]

Oh I can totally get some breadsticks. Helios is like the best place in the system for them.

Just, yknow, I’m busy right now.